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Ooops! We mean May Day!
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SEE ALL THE COMMUNISTS
Isn't wonderful how most of the Illegal Aliens are Mexican and they decide to demonstrate on May Day? Its a Communist Day. Its a Communist Holiday. And for some reason they want to tell U.S. what to do. Yeah right! They don't understand that 60% of Americans are against Illegal immigration. But that same 60% is also for legal immigration. There is a difference between illegal and legal. Maybe those words are not in the Mexican language. |
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I'M SORRY

Sorry I could not be out protesting for the rights of all of the ILLEGALS today, but I have to work and pay taxes so I can pay for them to over crowd our schools, hospitals, highways, public assistance, parks, housing and jails.
Wouldn't it be nice if they took the day off and went to Mexico to protest about rights that they should have in their own country?
I also forgot how much it cost for the police it took to protect them, the street clean up from all the trash, the traffic department for rerouting services and light control, the fire department to rescue the ones that pass out from whatever.
This shit cost us plenty, and the people that had business along the rout might as well close for the day, because no one can get close to their business.
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ANOTHER PET FOOD SCARE

A group of country neighbors wanted to get together on a regular basis and socialize. As a result, about 10 couples formed a dinner club and agreed to meet for dinner at a different neighbors' house each month.
Of course, the lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Jimmy and Susie Brown to have the dinner at their house, like most women, Susie wanted to outdo all the others and prepare a meal that was the best that any of them had ever lapped a lip over.
A few days before the big event, Susie got out her cookbook and decided to have mushroom smothered steak. When she went to the store to buy some mushrooms, she found the price for a small can was more than she wanted to pay. She then told her husband, "We aren't going to have mushrooms because they are too expensive." He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those mushrooms? There are plenty of them right in the creek bed." She said, "No, I don't want to do that, because I have heard that wild mushrooms are poison." He then said, "I don't think so. I see the varmints eating them all the time and it never has affected them."
After thinking about this, Susie decided to give this a try and got in the pickup and went down in the pasture and picked some. She brought the wild mushrooms back home and washed them, sliced and diced them to get them ready to go over her smothered steak. Then she went out on the back porch and got Ol' Spot's (the yard dog) bowl and gave him a double handful. She even put some bacon grease on them to make them tasty. Ol' Spot didn't slow down until he had eaten every bite.
All morning long, Susie watched him and the wild mushrooms didn't seem to affect him, so she decided to use them.
The meal was a great success, and Susie even hired a lady from town to come out and help her serve. She had on a white apron and a little cap on her head. It was first class.
After everyone had finished, they all began to kick back and relax and socialize. The men were visiting and the women started to gossip a bit.
About this time, the lady from town came in from the kitchen and whispered in Susie's ear. She said, "Mrs. Brown, Spot just died."
With this news, Susie went into hysterics. After she finally calmed down, she called the doctor and told him what had happened.
The doctor said, "It's bad, but I think we can take care of it. I will call for an ambulance and I will be there as quick as I can get there. We'll give everyone enemas and we will pump out everyone's stomach. Everything will be fine. Just keep them all there and keep them calm."
It wasn't long until they could hear the wail of the siren as the ambulance was coming down the road. When they got there, the EMTs got out with their suitcases, syringes, and a stomach pump. The doctor arrived shortly thereafter. One by one, they took each person into the master bathroom, gave them an enema and pumped out their stomach.
After the last one was finished, the doctor came out and said, "I think everything will be fine now, and he left."
They were all looking pretty peaked sitting around the living room, and about this time, the town lady came in and said, "You know, that fellow that ran over Ol' Spot never even stopped!!
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ORANGE COUNTY (CALIFORNIA) NEWSPAPER
This is a very good letter to the editor. This woman made some good points. For some reason, people have difficulty structuring their arguments when arguing against supporting the currently proposed immigration revisions. This lady made the argument pretty simple.
NOT printed in the Orange County Paper. Newspapers simply won't publish letters to the editor which they either deem politically incorrect (read below) or which does not agree with the philosophy they're pushing on the public. This woman wrote a great letter to the editor that should have been published; but, with your help it will get published via cyberspace!
New Immigrants
From: "David LaBonte"
My wife, Rosemary, wrote a wonderful letter to the editor of the OC Register which, of course, was not printed. So, I decided to "print" it myself by sending it out on the Internet. Pass it along if you feel so inclined.
Dave LaBonte (signed)
Written in response to a series of letters to the editor in the Orange County Register:
Dear Editor:
So many letter writers have based their arguments on how this land is made up of immigrants. Ernie Lujan for one, suggests we should tear down the Statue of Liberty because the people now in question aren't being treated the same as those who passed through Ellis Island and other ports of entry.
Maybe we should turn to our history books and point out to people like Mr. Lujan why today's American is not willing to accept this new kind of immigrant any longer. Back in 1900 when there was a rush from all areas of Europe to come to the United States , people had to get off a ship and stand in a long line in New York and be documented. Some would even get down on their hands and knees and kiss the ground. They made a pledge to uphold the laws and support their new country in good and bad times. They made learning English a primary rule in their new American households and some even changed their names to blend in with their new home. They had waved good bye to their birth place to give their children a new life and did everything in their power to help their children assimilate into one culture.
Nothing was handed to them. No free lunches, no welfare, no labor laws to protect them. All they had were the skills and craftsmanship they had brought with them to trade for a future of prosperity. Most of their children came of age when World War II broke out. My father fought along side men whose parents had come straight over from Germany , Italy , France and Japan . None of these 1st generation Americans ever gave any thought about what country their parents had come from. They were Americans fighting Hitler, Mussolini and the Emperor of Japan . They were defending the United States of America as one people. When we liberated France , no one in those villages were looking for the French American or the German American or the Irish American. The people of France saw only Americans. And we carried one flag that represented one country. Not one of those immigrant sons would have thought about picking up another country's flag and waving it to represent who they were. It would have been a disgrace to their parents who had sacrificed so much to be here. These immigrants truly knew what it meant to be an American. They stirred the melting pot into one red, white and blue bowl.
And here we are in 2006 with a new kind of immigrant who wants the same rights and privileges. Only they want to achieve it by playing with a different set of rules, one that includes the entitlement card and a guarantee of being faithful to their mother country. I'm sorry, that's not what being an American is all about. I believe that the immigrants who landed on Ellis Island in the early 1900's deserve better than that for all the toil, hard work and sacrifice in raising future generations to create a land that has become a beacon for those legally searching for a better life. I think they would be appalled that they are being used as an example by those waving foreign country flags.
And for that suggestion about taking down the Statue of Liberty , it happens to mean a lot to the citizens who are voting on the immigration bill. I woudn't start talking about dismantling the United States just yet.
(signed) Rosemary LaBonte
P. S. Pass this on to everyone you know!!!
KEEP THIS LETTER MOVING!!
I hope this letter gets read by millions of people all across the nation!!
Ever onward!!
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THE NEW FEAR FACTOR
OK! Are you ready for the new fear factor to sway the 80% of Americans that are against ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION? Their new buzz words are because of their "children". Everytime a cause comes out and says it is only for the children why they protesting you know they are grabbing at straws. Just wait you will see Alec Baldwin behind them and their cause. Now ILLEGAL ALIENS, IMMIGRANTS, CRIMINALS are afraid that they will be deported and that their illegally born American children will be seperated from them. Here is the BUZZ word. You are here ILLEGALLY!
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DON'T BE FOOLED!
The Democrats only want U.S. out of Iraq for election purposes. Now let's look into another arena. We know it is still early in this election season, but when it comes to what the Democrats are running against it is George Bush. Don't they understand that George cannot run again? Please come up with a platform that is something and means something. |
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FIGHT AND BE KILLED

As usual, our allies and we have forgotten how to fight and win since WWII. The recent Iran abduction/kidnapping of the British sailors showed how weak the west really is. And now Iran is having an open house sale on their nuclear arms material. So little did we learn over the past? |
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BUT IT IS A PEACEFUL RELIGION

Our buddy Al Sadr wants to kill all of the American occupiers that are in Iraq . He has told the Iraqis to stop killing each other and now kill Americans because GOD has told him. Yeah buddy! Hmmmm…Do you think he understands that because of US he now has the chance to protest and open his mouth to prove how stupid he is!! Aaahhhh…the price of freedom! |
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THE PRICE OF WINNING

I love the way all the news media is covering how much the candidates have raised. How about saving some time, instead of having an election just make whoever raises the most amounts, and let them become President? |
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GONZALESGATE
Why such a big deal about firing attorneys? When President Clinton fired all of them that was politically motivated. Remember Travelgate? Hillary fired the travel office and that was politically motivated. Let us see if a Democrat fires someone, it is just. If a Republican fires someone it is just politically motivated. |
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IT'S A MAN THING! D.N.A. |
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BAG SOME TERRORIST D.N.A. |
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IT'S A MAN THING! D.N.A. |
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REMEMBER THESE IMAGES WHEN YOU HEAR OUR GOVERNMENT AND THE MUSLIMS SAY, "THE HOLY SITES MUST NOT BE DESECRATED!"
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YEAH RIGHT!
NUKE EM DANO!
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NEW U.S. CURRENCY

The U.S. Mint has just announced that starting next year all American money will be printed in Spanish so that the illegal Mexicans will have equal access and will no longer be taken advantage of by the moneychangers. |
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SOCIAL SECURITY FOR ALL ILLEGAL MEXICANS

Don’t laugh it is a bill that is waiting to be enacted. It will give social security to all illegal Mexicans no matter where they live!! Don’t you just love they way our congress and government looks out for us? We don’t have enough for our own legal citizens but now we are expected to pay for all of Mexico . When will it end? |
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FREE HEALTH CARE FROM BULLDOG KENNEDY
Ted Kennedy is preparing his... Welfare Expansion to 14 million Illegal Aliens & Families
Around 14 million illegal aliens and family will get permanent residence under Sen. Ted Kennedy's expected Illegal Alien Amnesty bill. A study projects that those 14 million will use $843 Billion more in welfare and other government services than they will pay in taxes over their lifetime. If Americans don't cry out, this measure is LIKELY TO PASS!
Dear [This fax will go to Your U.S. Senators ]
Please oppose Sen. Kennedy's amnesty proposal that would reward 14 million illegal aliens and family with jobs and legal status and cost taxpayers an extra $843 billion.
Sen. Kennedy is expected to introduce his massive amnesty bill any day now, and reports are that it is worse than it was last year.
Government data show that the illegal aliens over their lifetime would use $843 billion more in welfare and other government services than they would pay in taxes.
Why would Congress even think about saddling us, our children, our grandchildren and our children's grandchildren with this kind of mortgage? Say NO to any action that would reward the illegal aliens with permanent residency and citizenship.
http://www.numbersusa.com/dfax?action=voteyes&series=eagle10APR07

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STUN GUN (Only a real man would do this!)
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the
button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with his new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right?!!
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, "no possible way!"
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best... I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, "don't do it Master," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for heck of it.
I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!
I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall wak ing up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "do it again, do it again!"
Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, on note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three-second burst would be considered conservative.
SON-OF-A-... that hurt like hell!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.
My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they get up there??? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles? I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return. Still in shock.
P.S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!
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Communication in marriage is very delicate and scary.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I willalways have a limp.
Moral of this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
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From the Desk of:
Congressman Tom Tancredo
Dear Friend,
I want to make a very straightforward pledge to you:
When elected President, I will stop the Tsunami of Illegal aliens that is now flooding into our country.
This is the most critical issue facing our nation today, but it is being ignored by nearly every candidate of both major parties on the Presidential campaign trail!
- This tidal wave of illegal aliens is swamping our schools, our hospitals, the welfare rolls, judicial system and prisons.
- English is rapidly becoming the “second” language in many parts of the Southwest and some businesses in Texas are even accepting pesos as payment for service.
- Imprisoned border patrol agents Ramos and Compean have been victimized by the Bush Administration’s border enforcement policy which is nothing more than a sham.
- Meanwhile, Bush is working with Teddy Kennedy to pass an amnesty plan that most of my Republican presidential opponents -- including Giuliani, McCain, Brownback, and Romney (depending on the day) -- support!
My friend, I am running for President to stop this Tsunami of illegal immigration and stand for the conservative values that have made America the greatest nation on earth.
If you agree with me that this Tsunami must be stopped, then I need your help:
Click Here
Destroying our national sovereignty
Even worse, I am convinced that the true objective of the President is the absorption of the United States into some sort of borderless “North American Union” with Canada and Mexico.
…That’s why they have done nothing to secure our borders.
…That’s why they seek to grant “amnesty” to millions of
illegal aliens.
…That’s why they’re building a massive “North American Trade Agreement (NAFTA) Superhighway” which will speed foreign goods and labor from Mexico into the heart of America and up into Canada.
…That’s why, rather than anger their Mexican partners, the Bush Administration threw the book at imprisoned border patrol agents Ramos and Compean.
And frankly...
...That’s why I am now considering a run for the Republican nomination to become President of the United States. And I need your help. Please join with me with a gift of any amount:
Click Here
The fact is, the so-called “front-runners” (deemed so by the Republican establishment) all support amnesty!
--McCain co-authored last year’s amnesty bill!
--Brownback voted in favor of amnesty
--Giuliani supports Bush’s amnesty plan
--Romney thinks McCain amnesty is a “reasonable proposal”
and doesn’t want to see illegals sent home.
I am the only major candidate who will boldly say…
When elected President, I will stop the Tsunami of Illegal aliens that is now flooding into our country.
And no matter what the pundits say, I can win if grassroots citizens like you will stand with me.
If you want to do something to stop the illegal invasion, then please consider making a gift of $100, $50, $25 or more to Team Tancredo:
Click Here
You have my word that I will never back down. I will stand to secure our borders and promote the conservative values that made our nation great.
Thank you and God bless.
Sincerely,
Tom Tancredo
United States Congressman
P.S. As I visit communities across this nation, I hear the frustration in the voices of American citizens who feel powerless against illegal immigration. Your contribution today will ensure they hear our voice, and together we will stop the Tsunami. Thanks in advance for your help!
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PAIN IN THE GAS!
So last year when it was election time the Democrats were blaming Bush and the Republicans for the price of gas. Well this year the price of gas is higher than it was last year. So who do we blame? Obviously NOT the Democrats. Nothing is ever their problem they only identify a problem and then blame others. Don't you just love politics? |
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THERES A RIOT GOING ON!
Wasn't it nice to see the ILLEGALS start a confrontation with the Los Angeles police yesterday. We always hear how they just want to work and be honnest law abiding citizens. Yeah right! First of all you broke the law to enter America and now you break the law by assaulting our police. Oh yeah we want to give you everything you demand!! Can you say lawsuit that we will pay the illegals millions of U.S. dollars? |
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JUST SAY NO!
The media is pushing a destructive agenda that is counter to what
the vast majority of Americans believe about immigration.
For more, click here:
Even though 80 percent of Americans are saying "no" to
amnesty, the media is ignoring this fact--choosing instead to
justify the plight of illegals--ignoring the fact that they are
breaking our laws.
Left unchecked and unchallenged, the media will drive their pro-
illegal agenda right past the noses of concerned American
citizens, and we will have a problem of catastrophic proportions
here in America!
I have just signed a national petition launched by Grassfire
demanding the media tell the truth about the immigration debate,
and I'm urging you to join with me by adding your name as well.
Click here to sign:
Grassfire is mobilizing 100,000 citizens over the next 30 days to
present our petitions to the major networks, plus the liberal
newspapers, and more!
The American people are being deceived by the media regarding
the illegal immigration crisis, and we must have the truth.
Please take action by clicking here:
Thanks for joining with me.
P.S. After adding your name to this important petition, please
alert your friends and family and urge them to take action with
you!
+ + Sign Grassfire's petition:
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HOW DOES IT FEEL
This past weekend the Illegal Mexicans were protesting in Los Angeles against President Bush. Seems like they do not agree with his new immigration plan for illegal aliens. Not that it will even get implemented, but their anger is because it costs to much to become an American. Geeze! Now they will know how we feel for paying for them!! It has costs us excessively much for way too long. As PCC has said many times before, let them become Americans and see what it costs and what congress does for them!! I think then they would be running for the border!!
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DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH
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