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WHAT
DOES THE ACLU STAND FOR
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See the truth that the Politicians do not
want you to know about 9/11 and that peaceful
religion!
WTC
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MAKES SENSE TO ME
So
the people of that peaceful religion are
upset about some political cartoons that
are FIVE MONTHS OLD! The Muslims are protesting
the cartoons that portray Mohammed as the leader
of a bloodthirsty religion. But how come they
don’t protest the killing of innocent
people and the beheadings? Seems fitting though
for the people of a peaceful religion that
treats women as dirt and then if they are a
martyr they get to abuse 72 virgins in their
made up heave. How come NOW and the ACLU does
not start a lawsuit against the Muslims for
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MEXICAN
OFFICIALS ARE RACISTS! THEY CAN STOP IRAQIS
AT THEIR BORDER BUT REFUSE TO STOP ILLEGAL
MEXICANS FROM CROSSING THE U.S. BORDER!
Mexican
Federal Agents Arrested Four Iraqis Preparing
To Sneak Into U.S.
http://www.dailybulletin.com/news/ci_3459422
01-31-06
Mexican federal agents arrested four Iraqis
apparently preparing to sneak into the United
States without proper documents, government
officials said Monday. Wasim Francis Schamoun
and Ivan Yalda, both 23, and Refon Chlil Oraha
and Thaer Salem Yelda, both 27, were found
on a bus in Navajoa, in the state of Sonora,
about 350 miles south of Nogales, Ariz., after
police received an anonymous tip. Officials
on Monday said they were investigating the
background of the four. |
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THE GOVERNMENT CAN GET WHAT THEY WANT
The
local restaurant was so sure that its host was
the strongest man around that they offered a
standing $1000 bet. The host would squeeze a
lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and
hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could
squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the
money. Many people had tried over time (weight
lifters, longshoremen, etc.), but nobody could
do it. Then one day, this scrawny little
man came in, wearing thick glasses and a polyester
suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd
like to try the bet." After the laughter had
died down, the host said, "OK," grabbed
a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the
wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.
But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence
as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and
six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd
cheered, the host paid the $1000 and asked the
little man, "What do you do for a living?
Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter, or what?" The
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IT'S
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From the Arizona Daily Star
Published: 02.02.2006
Proposal: Outlaw renting to illegals
Bill would also prohibit lenders
from granting home mortgages
By Howard Fischer
CAPITOL MEDIA SERVICES
PHOENIX — State
legislators are set to consider proposals
designed to get illegal entrants where they
live.
The House Committee on Federal Mandates and
Property Rights will debate a measure Monday
to make it illegal for landlords to rent to
people not in this country legally.
That same proposed law also includes a provision
to ensure that those here illegally don't buy
homes, either. It would bar banks from lending
money to anyone who does not have a Social
Security number. By definition, that includes
people who are undocumented.
But the fate of both proposals is far from
certain amid opposition from the affected businesses.
Courtney Gilstrap LeVinus, lobbyist for the
Arizona Multihousing Association, said landlords
and leasing agents are not experts in immigration
law. And the legislation does not spell out
what forms of identification would be acceptable,
putting landlords in danger of unintentionally
breaking the law.
Even Rep. Chuck Gray, R-Mesa, questioned the
workability of requiring apartment owners to
get proof of a prospective tenant's immigration
status.
"I have been a landlord before and rented," he
said. "They gave me the check and it was
good and I let them live there."
The loan portion of the legislation is aimed
specifically at home mortgages. But Tanya Wheeless,
president of the Arizona Bankers Association,
said what the measure seeks to do may be precluded
by federal law.
She pointed out that the federal government
issues individual taxpayer identification numbers
to those without Social Security numbers. Wheeless
said that includes people who are not U.S.
citizens, some of whom may be here legally.
But Rep. Russell Pearce, R-Mesa, said the
identification numbers were designed to allow
people who are not citizens to engage in banking
and other financial transactions, not to borrow
money and buy homes. And he said federal law
already makes it a crime to encourage or induce
someone to come to this country illegally.
"A mortgage certainly does that," he
said. "It's outrageous to think you can
buy a home and have no business in this country."
As it stands, the proposal doesn't specify
what the penalty would be for giving an illegal
entrant a lease or a loan. That's one of the
issues the committee is supposed to figure
out on Monday.
The same committee also will review a separate
proposal to require companies to verify that
employees and job applicants are in this country
legally.
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BAG
SOME TERRORIST D.N.A.
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REAL STATS
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed
a female driver cut right
in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to have to drive on the
shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough
that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the
finger...."Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.
I always smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female
does anything to me in traffic and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work; That's 96 miles each day Of
these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the
bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for
32 miles.
That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I
pass at least another 4,000 cars. That brings the number to something
like 36,000 cars that I pass everyday.
Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying
or unrewarding. That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe
men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that every single day, I drive past at least one female that
has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Give her the finger? .... I don't think so. |
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IT'S
A MAN THING! D.N.A.
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REMEMBER
THESE IMAGES WHEN YOU HEAR OUR GOVERNMENT AND
THE MUSLIMS SAY, "THE HOLY SITES MUST NOT
BE DESECRATED!"
http://members.cox.net/classicweb/Heroes/heroes.htm
YEAH RIGHT!
NUKE EM DANO!
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SORRY
WE HAVE MOVED
We have
relocated form Liberal California to Liberal Illinois.
Specifically the Chicago suburbs Where politics
have been corrupt form day one. The Governor is
in court, the schools are out of money. But the
good thing is that English is the first, second
and third language of the land! Of course there
are illegal Mexicans in this state too, but as
any other state, where the illegals gather the
schools are well below the state standards. That
is a fact, that is a stat, that is not racism!
If you don’t want to assimilate then you
will earn less. Fact of life, get use to it. English
is the language of money and soon will Chinese
will be also. |
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BE QUITE IN CHURCH
Dick
and Cindi were attending church services, about
halfway through she leans over and says, " I just had a
silent fart. What do you think I should do?" He
replies "Put a new battery in your hearing
aid." |
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Where
Else But California?
By
Assemblyman Ray Haynes
February 6, 2006
Where
else but our socialist paradise? Three
bills before the Legislature this week demonstrate
just how out of touch the Legislative majority
really is.
First,
AB 1418 by Jerome Horton. Last
year, Republicans wanted to list the names and
addresses of child molesters on the internet
so that parents could protect their children
from the sexual predators in their neighborhoods. The
listing was a common sense approach for parents
whom, with information about sexual predators,
could take steps to protect their children from
these evil perpetrators. The Democrats
were afraid these predators would be harassed
or embarrassed by people in the neighborhood
who would now know where the predators lived. I
don’t think harassing these perverts is
permissible, but I do believe that people need
to have the information to protect their children.
Compare
this concern by the legislative majority for
child molesters with the intent of AB 1418. AB 1418 would put the names
and addresses of tax delinquents on the internet
so that, in the words of the author (a member
of the legislative majority), they would be embarrassed
into paying their taxes. I am not a fan
of tax delinquents, but they do not pose a threat
to the public safety. People don’t
have to protect their children from tax delinquents. So,
why is harassing tax delinquents permissible,
but harassing child molesters not?
Next,
AB 673 by Johan Klehs, which would raise taxes
on gasoline because oil companies are making
too much money. Oil companies
make about 20 cents profit on every gallon of
gasoline. Government makes 62 cents profit
in taxes from every gallon of gas, even though
it doesn’t explore, refine or distribute
the gas. In fact, the sales tax on gasoline
has doubled since the price of gas doubled in
the last two years. You haven’t heard
anyone claim that it is a good thing for government
to return this windfall profit. So, the
best way to reduce the price of gas is by increasing
taxes? How about decreasing taxes on gas
to reduce the price of gas? Government
makes more profit than the oil companies, yet
it always wants more.
Finally,
AB 674 by Johan Klehs, which would change how
farmers pay for their diesel Government
supposedly collects diesel fuel taxes to pay
to build roads. Farmers have argued that
since they don’t drive their tractors on
roads, they shouldn’t have to pay taxes
on that diesel. Farmers got an exemption
from those taxes, but in order to get that exemption
on regular diesel (as opposed to the special
farmer diesel), a special system of taxation
was set up. Government, ever greedy for
its money, requires the oil companies to pay
the tax before it is sold to the farmers (unlike
every other product, where the tax is collected
on the retail sale of the product). Since
farmers get an exemption (and they have a very
effective lobby), the farmers don’t have
to pay the tax on the sale. So, the oil
companies have to apply for a rebate. In
essence, the oil companies give the government
an interest free loan until after the sale to
the farmers. AB 674 would have required
the farmers to give the government that interest
free loan. Why doesn’t the government
wait to collect the taxes until the sale, like
in every other transaction? Unfortunately,
the farmers and the oil companies fought with
each other over this law, when the real problem
was government greed, not oil company greed.
My
leftist friends think the way to run our government
is to go after our taxpayers, and let the child
molesters go. Aren’t you glad you live
in this socialist paradise? |
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WHOLESALE
FENG SHUI
FENG
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The Lark Program
A Lady libertarian wrote a lot
of letters to the White House complaining about
the treatment of a captive insurgent (terrorist) being
held in Guantanamo Bay. She received back
the following reply:
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania
Avenue
Washington, D.C.
20016
Dear Concerned Citizen,
Thank you for your recent letter roundly
criticizing our treatment of the Taliban
and Al Quaeda detainees currently being held
at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
Our administration takes these matters seriously
and your opinion was heard loud and clear here
in Washington. You'll be pleased to learn that,
thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are
creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to
be called the "Liberals Accept Responsibility
for Killers" program, or LARK for short.
In accordance with the guidelines of this
new program, we have decided to place one terrorist
under your personal care. Your personal detainee
has been selected and scheduled for transportation
under heavily armed guard to your residence next Monday.
Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just
call him Ahmed)is to be cared for pursuant to the
standards you personally demanded in your letter
of complaint. It will
likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant
caretakers.
We will conduct weekly inspections
to ensure that your standards of care for
Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended
in your letter.
Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely
violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what
you described as his "attitudinal problem" will
help him overcome these character flaws. Perhaps you
are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences.
We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home
schooling.
Your
adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in
hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human
life with such simple items as a pencil or nail
clippers. We advise
that you do not ask him to demonstrate these
skills at your next yoga group. He is also expert
at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household
products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up,
unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.
Ahmed will not wish to interact with you
or your daughters(except sexually), since he
views females as a subhuman form of property.This is a particularly sensitive
subject for him and he has been known to show
violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with
the new dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire.
I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity
offered by the burka -- over time.
Just remember that it is all part of "respecting
his culture and his religious beliefs" -- wasn't
that how you put it?
Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate
it when folks like you keep us informed of
the proper way to do our job. You take
good care of Ahmed - and remember...we'll be watching.
Good luck!
Cordially, your friend,
Don Rumsfeld
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PARTY
ON
A
man and his wife are dining at a table
in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a
drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits
alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks, "Do
you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drink right after we divorced seven
years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that
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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,
make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet,
and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you push them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars And a substantial
tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now, the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions
and millions of cows in America , but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands
of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture
in charge of immigration!
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SHOPLIFTING
IS A CRIME
An
80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the
judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She
replied: a can of peaches.
The
judge asked her why she had stolen them and
she replied that she was hungry.
The
judge then asked her how many peaches were
in the can. She replied 6.
The
judge then said, "I will give you
6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband
spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
He
said, "What
is it?"
The husband said "She also stole
a can of peas." |
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