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We
at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of
entertainers promised to leave the country if George
W. Bush became President. With that in mind, we have
a special offer for those who want to keep their promise.
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher,
Phil Donahue, David Gephin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre
Salinger, and anyone else who made that promise, please
report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise,
"Elation", which has been commissioned to
take you at no cost, to your new home outside the U.S.A.
The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a farewell parade
in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward and Miami-Dade
Counties prior to debarkation on your cruise. Please
pack for an extended stay...at least four years and
you should consider the possibility of eight years.
Your captain is - Bill Clinton
Your cruise director- Al Gore
Your recreation director - Monica Lewinsky
Your lifeguard and swimming instruction supervisor -
Sen. Ted Kennedy.
Sen. Kennedy will also be teaching a course in emergency
procedures.
Your spiritual advisor and marriage counselor will be
the Rev. Jesse Jackson.
If you have any questions about making arrangements
for your homes, friends and loved ones, please direct
your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village
can raise your children while you are gone and she can
watch over all your money and your furnishings until
you return.
Bon Voyage!
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