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POLITICAL
1 a : of or relating to government, a government, or the conduct of government b : of, relating to, or concerned with the making as distinguished from the administration of governmental policy
2 : of, relating to, involving, or involved in politics and especially party politics
3 : organized in governmental terms political units
4 : involving or charged or concerned with acts against a government or a political system political prisoners

COMEDY
1 a : a medieval narrative that ends happily Dante's Divine Comedy b : a literary work written in a comic style or treating a comic theme
2 a : a drama of light and amusing character and typically with a happy ending b : the genre of dramatic literature dealing with the comic or with the serious in a light or satirical manner to compare TRAGEDY
3 : a ludicrous or farcical event or series of events a comedy of errors
4 a : the comic element the comedy of many life situations b : humorous entertainment nightclub comedy

CENTRAL
1 : containing or constituting a center
2 : of primary importance : ESSENTIAL, PRINCIPAL the central character of the novel
3 a : situated at, in, or near the center b : easily accessible from outlying districts a central location for the new theater
4 a : centrally placed and superseding separate scattered units central heating b : controlling or directing local or branch activities the central committee
5 : holding to a middle between extremes : MODERATE
6 : of, relating to, or comprising the brain and spinal cord

LIE
1 a : an assertion of something known or believed by the speaker to be untrue with intent to deceive b : an untrue or inaccurate statement that may or may not be believed true by the speaker
2 : something that misleads or deceives
3 : a charge of lying

NEWS
1.a. Information about recent events or happenings, especially as reported by newspapers, periodicals, radio, television, or Political Comedy Central. b. A presentation of such information, as in a newspaper or on a newscast.
2. New information of any kind.
3. Newsworthy material.

TRUTH
1. Conformity to fact or actuality.
2. A statement proven to be or accepted as true.
3. Sincerity; integrity.
4. Fidelity to an original or a standard.
5. Reality; actuality. see Political Comedy Central

RHETORIC
1.a. The art or study of using language effectively and persuasively. b. A treatise or book discussing this art.
2. Skill in using language effectively and persuasively.
3.a. A style of speaking or writing, especially the language of a particular subject. b. Language that is elaborate, pretentious, insincere, or intellectually vacuous.
4. Verbal communication; discourse.

Noun: The art of public speaking. oratory, declamation, elocution. see Sen. Robert Byrd

LIBERAL
1. A person with liberal ideas or opinions.
2. Liberal. Abbr. Lib. A member of a Liberal political party. see Ted Kenedy

CONSERVATIVE
1. Favoring traditional views and values; tending to oppose change.
2. Traditional or restrained in style.
3. Moderate; cautious.
4.a. Of or relating to the political philosophy of conservatism. b. Belonging to a conservative party, group, or movement.
5. One favoring traditional views and values.
6. A supporter of political conservatism. see Rush Limbaugh

PARTISAN
1. A fervent, sometimes militant supporter or proponent of a party, cause, faction, person, or idea.
2. A member of an organized body of fighters who attack or harass an enemy, especially within occupied territory; a guerrilla. see Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi

RACIST
1. The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.
2. Discrimination or prejudice based on race. see Lt. Governor Cruz Bustamante or Sen. Robert Byrd

BIGOT
One who is strongly partial to one's own group, religion, race, or politics and is intolerant of those who differ. see RACIST

PORK
1. Slang. Government funds, appointments, or benefits dispensed or enacted by politicians to gain favor with their constituents.

SPECIAL
1. Surpassing what is common or usual; exceptional.
2.a. Distinct among others of a kind. b. Primary.
3. Peculiar to a specific person or thing; particular.
4.a. Having a limited or specific function, application, or scope. b. Arranged for a particular occasion or purpose.
5. Regarded with particular affection and admiration.
6. Additional; extra.
7. Something arranged, issued, or appropriated to a particular service or occasion.

INTEREST
1.a. A state of curiosity or concern about or attention to something. b. Something, such as a quality, a subject, or an activity, that evokes this mental state.
2. Often interests. Regard for one's own benefit or advantage; self-interest.
3.a. A right, claim, or legal share. b. Something in which such a right, claim, or share is held. c. A person or group of persons holding such a right, claim, or share.
4. Involvement with or participation in something.
5.a. A charge for a loan, usually a percentage of the amount loaned. b. An excess or a bonus beyond what is expected or due.
6.a. An interest group. b. The particular cause supported by an interest group.

SPECIAL INTEREST NAZI
1. A Special Interest Nazi with whom their only agenda is for the few and not the many of society.
2. Wanting all of society to pay for a small group.
3. A lobbyist of Congress and career Politicians.

LOBBYIST
1. To conduct activities aimed at influencing public officials and especially members of a legislative body on legislation
2. To promote (as a project) or secure the passage of (as legislation) by influencing public officials
3. To attempt to influence or sway (as a public official)

TERRORIST
1. One that engages in acts or an act of terrorism against innocent people and hides like a cowaring dog. see Arafat, Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, etc.

MILITANT
1. Fighting or warring.
2. Having a combative character; aggressive, especially in the service of a cause. see TERRORIST

RELIGIOUS TERRORIST MILITANT FANATIC (waste of human flesh) see TERRORIST

SURPLUS
1. Being more than or in excess of what is needed or required.
2. Tax gouging innocent legal American citizens

DEFICIT
1. A deficiency or impairment in mental or physical functioning of a Legislature.
2. Mis-management of funds illegally extorted from legal tax payers

EXTORTED
1. To obtain from another by coercion or intimidation.
2. Internal Revenue Service

ILLEGAL
1. Prohibited by law.
2. Prohibited by official rules.
3. Illegal Alien